Control Your Life
Harold Woods

You are in a relationship. You feel happy that finally you are getting laid. That last dry spell almost made you got crazy. Now that you are getting laid, the world seems like a better place. You notice the birds singing, how green the grass is, how great your favorite food taste. You still feel unhappy though. You feel like total shit and you don't understand it. Let me see if this sounds like your day to day life. You wake up in the morning. You clear your throat and look outside the window to make sure that it is morning. You roll over and get a cigarette from the dresser. You light the cigarette and take a few puff off of it. Cigarettes are is your main source of pleasure. It feels good going in. Now your eyes are starting to open and you are starting able to focus. Your girlfriend wakes up and rolls over to find you smoking. She doesn't ask you how you are this morning, she doesn't ask you what you want for breakfast... She tells you how much your smoking gets on her nerves. She tells you that you are going to give both you and her cancer with your cigarettes. Now the days sucks doesn't it? You get bitched at before you are even awake enough to take a piss. It only gets worse from here.

Now she tells you that she needs a ton of money because her and her girlfriends are going shopping tonight. You tell her to go to your wallet and take a few bills out of it. You notice that she quickly takes all of the money except a few one dollar bills. You finish your cigarette and roll over in disgust. Now she tells you what she wants for breakfast. She expects you to cook! Oh, and she tells you that she forgot to do the dishes, so you will have to do them while you cook breakfast.

After you are done eating breakfast she tells you that you need to go mow the lawn. She tells you that you need to do it right away because her family is coming over. Now that you are done mowing the lawn she tells you that you have to take a shower before the family comes over. You start your shower then she comes in. She now tells you that you need to hurry and go get some milk because there isn't any. All day long this is all she does. She runs you everywhere, takes all of your money and tells you how to live. It is enough to drive you insane. Does this sound familiar? I'm sure some of it does. She is walking all over you. If you were to do this to her she would claim that you are using her as a slave. Since you are a man it is okay for her to make you do things like this, or so the women's rights would like us to believe.

If you don't stand your ground your woman will use you. She will get lazy and take you for all you are worth. You won't have a minute to spare for yourself. Forget about that beer you were going to have with your buddies, she will find something for you to do. You need to understand that just because she is giving you sex, that doesn't mean that she can control you. Men seem to fall into this trap. You figure that since she gives you sex whenever you want it, that you are now her slave. Why?

Why should you be her slave? What has she done to deserve this? Because she gives you a little sex from time to time now she can control you? Grow some balls man, go take back your life. Don't allow any woman or any person for that matter control you. This is the dumbest thing that you can do. To put it simple: Take off that damn apron and put on your bowling shows. Power to the men!

Here are some suggestions that you can use to fight your woman who is trying to control you.

Put your foot down. Tell her NO when you don't want to do something. Put her in the position where she has to do things. Sleep in late so she has to make her own breakfast. If you can get her to be independent, it will go a long way.

Keep your money in the bank. Do this so she can't control the money or spend it all. Let her do the shopping from time to time. Let her do without if needed. As soon as she gets hungry, she will go buy something to eat. Make her do the laundry. When she gets tired of wearing her panties with the skid marks in them over and over, she will do it. Don't give in and don't give up! There is no reason for you to do so. You are a man, you deserve better. No one deserves to live with a dictator. If you like that, go to one of these middle eastern countries where they have no freedom. You will fit in nicely there.